The security guards at Bloodstock and every other metal festival are far more
proactive than they have been depicted here, where some dramatic tension is
necessary for the outcomes of the fights. Respect and support your uniformed
services, kids. You are not a superhero; don't act like one. You are unlikely
to be let off for self defence in any of the kind of battles depicted here;
use aikido, not kung fu.
Background
YOU are Lord Salamander, an overweight 40 year old male living a bizarre
fantasy existence in an escape from a quite fantastically awful career and
personal life. Fleeing circumstances even more unpleasant than usual, you
have come to Bloodstock, Britain's finest heavy metal festival. Your mission
is to make it through the whole of Sunday and watch Megadeth; the band who,
more than any other, have influenced your life. But beware! There are many
factors out there to ruin your pure enjoyment, end your liberty or your very
existence!